The Mansons

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The Mansons were a controversial group that formed in 2006 and split in 2007. The group consisted of three members — Humapong, Jitler, and Janna. Humapong was an emo suspected terrorist from Pakistan. Jitler was a bitter cunt who couldn't differentiate reality and fantasy. Janna was brainwashed by (and madly in love with) Jitler.

Can I See Your...?[edit | edit source]

"Can I See Your...?" was the debut single from The Mansons, released 22 October 2006. It was controversial due to its provocative lyrics, so radio and TV would not play the song. It did not chart. During promotion, Humapong wore a full burka and hjab, with an eye patch. Jitler held a teddy bear because he is insecure and whiny. Janna dribbled a lot.

  • Tracklisting:
  1. Can I See Your...?
  2. Show Me Ur Chestie Westie

Show Me Ur Chest To Keep Me Hard[edit | edit source]

The Mansons returned in January with a new single, entitled "Show Me Ur Chest To Keep Me Hard". It too was considered too suggestive, therefore it did not chart. During promotion, Humapong got rid of her burka and eyepatch. She looked even scarier. Jitler also got rid of his teddy bear! He can do it too with Kandoo!

  • Tracklisting:
  1. Show Me Ur Chest To Keep Me Hard
  2. Ja Ok

How Fucking Obvious & Cock Shot[edit | edit source]

A month later, the Mansons prepared to release another single — "How Fucking Obvious". Unfortunately, the song was banned entirely. They censored the lyrics, but it was still banned. They even edited the song so it was about chickens at a coop, but the song was still blacklisted. The album, Cock Shot, was also banned. Jitler killed himself because this led him to believe that nobody loved him, which is a rational decision because nobody loved him. Apart from 16-year-olds who slit their wrists because Jitler doesn't want to see them on cam and is mad because they spam with other people. Humapong was deported to her home country of Pakistan. She runs a burka stand at the Islamaband market. She also owns three camels and two different burkas, making her one of the richest people there! Janna supposedy committed suicide in a homosexual love pact with Jitler, but reports say that he has actually made a full recovery from being brainwashed.

  • "How Fucking Obvious" tracklisting:
  1. How Fucking Obvious
  2. How Fucking Obvious (Chicken Mix)
  • Cock Shot tracklisting:
  1. Can I See Your...?
  2. lol my turn then *blush*
  3. Lift Your Legs Up Babe
  4. Slides Dick In Arse
  5. hehe moans
  6. Osma Gest Me Hard
  7. Show Me Ur Chest To Keep Me Hard
  8. I Just Can't Fucking Wn
  9. LOCKED
  10. Like Fucking BOWLS
  11. How Fucking Obvious

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