Allyseenah

Humble Beginnings - Deadly Endings
Allyseenah Sylk Boureave was born in Portugal on the 20th of July 1982(although this has been disputed a trusted source has mentioned her real birthdate is 1972) She was the youngest of 3 children (Toni Sylk Boureave & Delilah Sylk Boureave Both have also attempted pop careers alongside Allyseenah) born to Mama Philomeana Elousie Sylk & Papa Rosytyon Mannie Boureave.

Philomeana Killed Allyseenahs father two days after Allyseenah was born pushing his face into a deep fat fryer, apparently because he said Allyseenah was the most beautiful of all his children.

Allyseenah grew up in South London, and like her Brother Toni & Sister Delilah, grew a liking to performing, Although Delilah was extremely jealous of Allyseenahs talent & star quality, She bullied Allyseenah everyday thrroughout her childhood & teen years, and even tried to rival her in the charts in latter years (Delilah failed to secure a record deal) Eventually Allyseenah in a spontanious attack cut Delilahs head off and flushed it down the toilet, She was arrested and taken to court but was let off on all charges because all the guys at the police station decided she was too nice to go to jail and Delilah deserved everything she got!

Delilah had also shot thier brother Toni dead, but this wasnt realised untill a year later, when Allyseenah found his body hidden in the attic.

Despite all of Murder revalations, Allyseenah lived peacefully, before securing a record deal with FILTHY/GORGEOUS.......

Music Career
Allyseenah broke onto the music scene in 2005 When she released her debut single, The Glass In Which The Sangria Departed The single was a very minor hit peaking at No.26 and creeping out a week later, She decided to have a rethink over her musical career and shelved her original Debut album titled "Love, Live & Future" and went on to record her hit LP Glamourama! Discorama! Futurama! August 2005 saw Allyseenah return to the charts with her Portugese smash Entre Dois Beijos which translated means "Between Two Kisses" and was about Allyseenahs confusion about her sexuality, and the night she had a threesome with a married couple, The single was a slow burning succsess eventually peaking at No.9 selling Just under 120,000 copies, The succsess of EDB ensured the parent album 'GDF' was a smash, it came in at a healthy NO.11.

With the latter records doing the business chartwise, she prepared to release her 3rd single in just 3 months.

We Goin' Plat'Num/Not Just Anybody was released in November 2005 and although Expectations were high, the single surpassed early predictions flying in at No.2, giving Ally her biggest hit & First of two top 5 platinum selling hits, It also helped its parent album back up the charts and into the Top 5 at No.3, Allyseenah became the star of the moment.

Around this time Allyseenah built up very healthy friendships with two other Urapsters, Phyllis Remington of the hit group ...It's Not Over Until The Fat Lady Sings & Electric Lapdance Star Holly Velvet Allyseenah soon helped Electric Lapdance to find fame after she DNCed with her first release Dirty Lovin and signed her up instantly to her brand new record label Plat'Num Records LTD making her & Phyllis co-managers at the label.

In December 2005, Allyseenah announced that a duet with Morris David Cat was in the pipeline & released the double A Side FIX!/All That Matters in Febuary 2006. The single was tipped to be a Top 10 hit but, once again, she smashed all expectations & controversially stole the top spot, the general reaction was mixed, some claiming it was a "FIX!" The single went on to become Allyseenahs biggest hit to date eclipsing We Goin Plat'Nums 250,000 odd sales, it stayed in the top 40 for 17 weeks and sold 280,000 copies.

During Fix's chart run Allyseenah shot herself dead, it was shocking news to everybody, and (to this day it is still unknown why Allyseenah shot herself, she refuses to talk about it.) Fortunatly scientists got hold of some DNA on a pair of Allyseenahs knickers and cloned her, she was fully formed in 3 weeks and had her brain transplanted from her old body so she could continue just as she was, Initialy she was upset at the cloning, saying she shot herself for a reason, and wanted to stay dead, further attempts at suicide failed, as she had people in the right places stopping her, Including an incident where she tried to jump off the Eiffel Tower, but Fat Lady was standing at the bottom of the tower eating Tania Nelson, and Allyseenah bounced off Fatty to safety.

After a while Allyseenah took her new self into the studio to start recording her 2rd LP Forever The bizzare album was 8 months in the making, and she revealed it was a concept album about Life VS Death. Before completion, A brand new single was announced, Until The End Of Time a ballad of "epic proportions" and set the release date for July 2006.

The anticipation was very high at first, everybody was eager to hear the new Allyseenah single, and some even predicting it to be bigger than Fix!, Unfortunaly, Anticipation died rapidly, and once again, she crushed predictions, but this time it was reversed, Until The End Of Time failed to make the top 5, coming in at a very dissapointing No.8

Three weeks later Allyseenah released her Sophmore album Forever the album had reportedly cost £1,000,000,000 to make, as Allyseenah recorded every track in a different country and hired over 1,000 instrumentalists to play on the album. Promotion for the album was heavy & consistant, and despite the lead off single falling rapidly out of the charts, Forever cracked the Top 5.

The album was & still is widley seen as a huge dissapointment, and contained no apparent Hits, the album sank away after 7 weeks, only reaching GOLD status, Fans felt alienated by the new sound, and critics panned it as being "Too Intracate to listen to in one sitting" Forever is considered to be one of the worst albums ever released by a female artist, and has been tipped to win Worst Album at the next SHIT AWARDS

One further single was rush-released in a panic, Diremembrance The track featured three of Allyseenahs favorite artists Luke Ramada, Natasha Hilton, & of course Electric Lapdance The single was a charity single, but it was later revealed that the chrity was a scam just to help sell records, The single charted & peaked at No.10, and left the charts after 3 weeks, becoming Allyseenah's lowest selling single next to The Glass In Which The Sangria Departed

After the failure of Forever Allyseenah rushed back into the studio to begin recording her 3rd album Viva La Allyseenah and is said to be just as big as her Debut album, She has gone back to her usual style of Dance/Disco and has won critical acclaim over the much needed "Old Allyseenah Revival"

The album was released in March and Allyseenah has since released 3 singles from it, none of which were big hits She's A Slag! NO.9 The 2nd release from the album a duet with Winnie Dawlin/Dahling Despite high expectations, it became Allyseenahs first track since her debut not to reach the top 10, peaking at No.12. Viva La Allyseenah was released, but due to a desicion to take another break from the music industry, the album entered and peaked at No.15

A final single was released from the album, The double a, Holla Lean Shock / Groovin For London but due to absolutley no promotion, the single went by unnoticed and trickled in at No.33 making it her lowest charting single in her career.

Love Life
Allyseenah & Holly announced in March 2006 that they were officially and item, but broke up only days later. Allyseenah is currently Engaged to friend & confidente Phyllis Remington (Fat Lady), they announced their relationship to the news in January 2007 Allyseenah will change her surname to Allyseenah Sylk Remington after the wedding

The Curse Of FIX!
Both Allyseenah & Morris David Cat have suffered in terms of Chart succsess since the release of FIX!/All That Matters funnily both acts have had their 3 last singles debut at 8,10 & 9 and Allyseenah has not managed a top 5 hit since, while Morris had to wait over a year to reach the top 5 again, with Where The Clouds May Go.

Collaborations
A list of Collaborations I Commend U (Featuring Caprice) Taken From Glamourama! Discorama! Futurama! FIX!/All That Matters (With Morris David Cat) from Glamourama! Discorama! Futurama!

Awards
Allyseenah Has never won any awards, nor been nominated for any awards at all.

Allyseenah-isims
Allyseenah is known for her overused catchprases, her 2 main ones Dawlin & Plat'Num have been used in titles of a couple of her hits.

Allyseenah-isims include - DAWLIN (Darling) GOWGEOUS (Gorgeous) POPPETCAKE (poppet) PLAT'NUM (Platinum) FLUMPTYMCFLUMPS (Cute)

Musical Influences
Allyseenah has said in interviews that she regards Malena as her Ultimate idol, she also worships Ellen Fitzpatrick

Singles
2005 The Glass In Which The Sangria Departed HCP NO.26 2005 Entre Dois Beijos HCP NO.9 2005 We Goin' Plat'Num/Not Just Anybody HCP NO.2 2005 FIX!/All That Matters HCP NO.1 2006 Until The End Of Time HCP NO.8 2006 Disremembrance HCP NO.10 2006 She's A Slag! HCP NO.9 2007 Dawlin/Dahling HCP NO.12 2007 Holla, Lean, Shock! / Groovin For London HCP NO.33 2007 We Goin... (Startin' Again) HCP NO.37 2008 Slaggin' All Over The World DNC 2009 '''We Goin'........To Amsterdam TBR