Heroic Spectacularious



Heroic Spectacularious is a one-hit wonder, cross-dresser and part-time check-out chick, more famous for talking like Yoda of Star Wars, than anything else.

The Beginning
Born Gerard Julis Barron-Welsh on July 2, 1991, in London, England, he started being thrusted into the local limelight to pay for his underage parents' education. Rather than praise him, however, his mother, Kerry-Ann Barron, instead wasted the money on pot, alcohol, and other forms of illegal activity. This then led to his father, Reginald Welsh, leaving Gerard to fend for, pretty much himself, at the age of 6 months old. When Gerard entered school, he knew he was different. Everyone he ever met picked on him, not only because of his drunk mother but also because of the way he spoke. Eventually, he had to sing his way through to the first grade, due to teachers not understanding his talking voice.

More Stuff In Between
When Gerard was ready, he entered High School. But, by this stage, he was already suffering from bulemia, dehydration, malnutrition, and hangovers, among other things, and was always skipping classes to throw up. This led him to serious theropy, fleeing his suicidal mother at 14, and eventually, to be deemed skinny forever...

Beginning Of The Flame
At the age of 15, much to the disbelief of his remaining parent (Kerry-Ann had since died), Reginald, Gerard legally changed his name to Heroic Spectacularious, and started dressing in his mother's trashy outfits. This led to more torture, but then sucess took over as he blew his new classmates over with his false mezzo-soprano vocals over the top of the chart hits at the time. This is when he scored a manager, and quite possibly when Tigerstar picked him up for a temporary deal.

That Single
Kicking off and ending his career, we had the B*Witched parody Jump Jump. Then there's was a failed attempt at performing at Arwyn Knights Later... music program, and the only other televised performance - at Bonnie's Loopholes' B&B. The single only lingered in the charts for about three weeks before dropping, sending Heroic to try to jump the London Bridge.

Future?
Little is known what happened, but he has since fled the country..

About The PR
Heroic's PR, from 2004 to 2006, is refered to as Meli. She has promoted three acts, all releasing at least one single, although at one stage she did own another act which never released anything. Heroic was dropped due to lack of promotional ideas, interest, and (parody) lyrical ideas.